its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
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I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
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I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
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