I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
giving a 30 min presentation still drunk is like giving birth, upside down in a pit of snakes while being on fire.
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
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