marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
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It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
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I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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