420 ftw
I think I just got seasick
you're not on a boat
he has a waterbed.
Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
i feel so shallow. people in iran are using twitter to write hardcore nathan hale shit about dying for freedom. my last tweet was "i hate the taco shits"
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
Randomize
