Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
Ever since I got married, I've become the MacGuyver of masturbation
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
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Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
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He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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