Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
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what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
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Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
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