I'm so excited for this wedding, I feel like a school girl about to get finger launched on the dance floor at the sadie hawkins dance
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
i just found my sim card.....i hid it in my tylenol bottle....i guess to ensure i would find it mid-hangover
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
Did we literally take a cab across the street
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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