I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
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Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
I just want to let you know that when you try and lie about the "solid 10" you brought home last night, I've got a picture of her and about 10 reasons you should have left her at the bar starting with those martin scorsese eyebrows.
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
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You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
This is my gift to your gina
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow