I don't believe in a God but I'm almost positive I just shit out the devil.
i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
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Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
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I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.