I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
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life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
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My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.