Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
im at a party in sweatpants, slippers, and a basketball jersey from the eighth grade, 10 bucks says im still getting laid
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
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they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
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We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
I just hip-checked Santa and stole his cab.
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.