Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
wakey wakey hands off snakey
i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.