it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.