But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
Is a box of franzia too insincere of a gift for "i'm sorry I backed into your toddler with my car"?
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
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