I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
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He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
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I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
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