if i were to get pulled over right now, the only thing i would be guilty of is listening to 90's Mariah Carey
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
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Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
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