that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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