i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
Just realized I'm going to have to make you sign a non-disclosure agreement before my wedding.
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
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