did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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