I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
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