did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
Just saw my neighbor passed out in his front yard, leg stretching into the road. Full beer in his hand.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
Date #3: He brought me a mason jar full of organic weed that he grew on his property. Will you be the witness when we sign our marriage license?
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
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