just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
We stayed in and smoked weed and watched Dreamgirls. We made each other's vaginal lips sing the songs. Mine was Beyonce, hers was Jamie Foxx. I think this is one of those times you're jealous you're not an awesome lesbian.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
I will be naked everywhere
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
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