don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
smell my finger.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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