Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
Sorry my hands just texted you
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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