Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
he fucked my hip out of place.
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
Never underestimate the power of titties
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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