im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
Straight up asked lady in a lime green jumpsuit how to make your ass clap. That thing wiggled more beautifully than ocean waves at sunset
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
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