That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
Just had to open a tuna can with a spoon. Gave me a sense of hunting for my own food.
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
You were pouring Patron into the window of the squad car trying to get the police dog to drink it
So thats why that cop beat my ass?
Probably
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
Randomize
