so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
The coffee and champagne are fighting over who gets to absorb the one pancake in my stomach
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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