i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
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