good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
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