his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
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