Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
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Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
Just fell out of the attic onto the garage floor. Okay but might go for an x ray. Smashed one of the kitchen drawers to bits.
Holy Shit Mom
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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