you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
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