I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
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there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
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Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
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