Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
Wow so 15 missed calls, a vm AND a text saying come downstairs? ...And where is downstairs? Explain.
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
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