She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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