I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
You just can't finish a sentence that starts with "I may have drunk peed in the bed" with "do you mind if I skip work and sleep here?" Anyways, yeah still drunk at work.
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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