What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
Randomize
