New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
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Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
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i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
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