Just mADE A PArabola og urine
i really like this girl i slept with last night
you ask her out again?
yeah but she said she is busy next weekend getting married
Say something about gay babies.
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I'm drunk from drinking bourbon out of a "cupcake sippy cup" at the Denny's bar. What the fuck happened to the goals I had?
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
I need to start dating older women. We tried sexting and she used more emojis than actual words. It was so bad that I did the math...her messages were 54% emoji. No one should make me feel this old when I'm only 28.
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