found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
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It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
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Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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