But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
omg omg i just fucked paul. i need to stop doing this kind of thing.
wait, who's paul?
exactly.
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
I remember why I come home for the holidays. Sam Adams is the cheapest beer in the fridge
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
you never texted me what you wanted from the store so I got a piece of chicken and bottle of tequila. if you want anything else you are on your own.
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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