just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
Did you just throw up mid-sentence?
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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