And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
Dude just bought condoms some sad fuck next to me buying a pregnancy test he gave me a look like he'd pay me millions to switch places
We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
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