mornings like this make me wish i was morman.
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
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So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
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Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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