Omg I just drooled on the screen of my phone from smiling with my mouth open while textin bahahahaahah
i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
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Turns out vomit takes off spray tan.
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
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Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
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