let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
woke up next to the new dishwasher. set the record for banging a new employee to 6 hours...i should be a professional sexual predator
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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