Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Say something about gay babies.
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
My ex-fiancee UPS-ed me a sixer of tall boys, and a fifth of bourbon for christmas, from halfway across the country. What does this mean?
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
You tried to lick the lightbulb and fell off of the chair onto my wife and gave her a concussion. Did i mention you were naked?
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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