How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
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