i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
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I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
How do you forget making out with a coworker in the dressing room at Sears on more than one occasion?
...object impermanence?
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
Interesting fact: if you wanted to rename a guy Jeff, just tell him you only fuck Jeffs. Magically whatever name he was using is actually his middle name cause he doesn't like going by Jeff.
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
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