gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
I just made kick ass drunk stir fry while taking care of three other drunk people and doing shots. I don't understand how that's not wife material
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
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