Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
i feel like even strangers are annoyed with me because of how drunk i was last night
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
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people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
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He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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