Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
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