well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
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