bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
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