I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
New scientific discovery: The hypothetical attractiveness of a woman increases exponentially as her skirt:boot ratio approaches zero. Nobel Prize in my future?
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
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