My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
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She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
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Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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