I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
Cops showed up at 4 am to address a noise complaint and she called them pussies for not doing shots with us.
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
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I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
I like how I get messages from eharmony at the same time I'm looking for a new vibrator. It's like the powers that be are just trying to make my life ironic.
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If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
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