mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
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