So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
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They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
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I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
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