My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Tittie bar + Mother In law gone = mission accomplished.
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
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