WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
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i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
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Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
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