My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
I'd cum for enchiladas.
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
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