; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
He just told me he would murder a thousand dolphins to be with me. Quite the charmer.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
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