FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
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She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
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We almost ended up sober because of u!!
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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